Reblogging the dumbest, corniest, and most illogical shit on tumblr. Dumb bitch.

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shineonyoucrazydarkstar:

seenewperspectives:

fuckyeahloldemort:

3+1=5? Incompetence in mathematics is an Asian sin.

my god this is disgusting

FILIPINOS

feelin-irie:

The homie Seebased! Check him out!

Bouncin straight to the shit of humanity

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-bishop-montgomery-high-threat,0,5365257.story

One day we will.

leafarja:

  • Cuddle on the couch while we watch a movie.

  • Go to the park and eat ice cream.

  • Cook dinner together.

  • Go to the carnival and i’ll try to win you a prize.

  • Go the beach and watch the sunset together.

  • Get matching pillow cases, so when we sleep, we can hear the beat of our hearts.

  • Go to Disneyland and live our lives happily ever after.

these. make. me. gag.

and honestly i’m the type to watch romantic comedies and chick flicks. but this shit. omg. -_-

(Source: d1t)

This kind of a relationship:

oreos74:

leafarja:

francisrochino:

kreademi:

jakesoofresh:

Where you are comfortable with each other

When you look funny together

You wear the same outfit

Play videogames together

Do crazy stuff together

Always down to cuddle

You may have been fighting the whole day but the end of the day you’re like


HAHA Can I see more of these?? Hilarious.

oh God.. the Filipino Teenage Tumblr Generation

I’m still wondering how some of these filipinos survived the sewer water.

turdsnack:

Too late. Oh btw your a dumb bitch.

turdsnack:

Too late. Oh btw your a dumb bitch.

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: rryann

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: rryann

spidermanspiderman:

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“Dumb bitch, that ain’t toothpaste”

spidermanspiderman:

myindoorlife.tumblr.com

“Dumb bitch, that ain’t toothpaste”

When you find out that your crush likes you..

youngy:

At first you’re like:

So you tell your friends:

Then all of the sudden your crush asks you out:

Then you you change everything to In A Relationship/Taken♥:

Then you’re in that moment where everything is just perfect:

Finally you wake up from that dream:

LOL 

(Source: timothydelafong)

Perhaps it was that angelic smile, or the way you wore your hair maybe it’s you’re captive eyes that made me want to stare. Or could it be your tender lips, that had me waiting in the dark. None the less you had my mind and you had my heart. You are my shooting star, and oh how brightly do you shine. But you were always to be with someone else, never to be mine. I would shout your name and extend my hand, still you would pass me by. Left in my solitude. Sadly I would cry. But how beautiful, oh how beautiful does you name sound. Chloe chloe kneeling to the ground. But despite all my desire, and all the lessons one can teach, you are the shooting star, that I could never reach.

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